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Are you ready to elevate your writing, speeches, and conversations with unparalleled wit and comedy? Look no further!

HILARITY
CREATIVITY MACHINE
How to generate great, innovative, and
transformative new ideas systematically
First developed in the Onion writers’ room, Scott’s proven process for generating creative ideas results in more ideas, better ideas, and ingenious ideas. This step-by-step framework, which Scott dubs the “Idea-Tron 9000” is an idea-generation tool anyone can use to arrive at the best ideas for any situation, big or small. A human-centered model, it beats AI in every head-to-head match up!

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In this laugh-out-loud origin story of a world-renowned satirist and "America's Finest News Source" Scott Dikkers treats you to a rollicking trip through the 80s, 90s, and 00s, chronicling the inception, evolution, and success of The Onion from his view at the helm. With his famous wit and wisdom Dikkers chronicles the paper's founding, run-ins with the law, scrapes with death, and raving-mad antics of its staff in chapters like:

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Childhood Trauma Mined for Cheap Laugh
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Hurriedly Collected Life Savings Invested Wisely
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Stop Put to All This Horseplay
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Award-winning Local Author Inspired, Drunk
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Look, Area Man on TV
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Office Internet Briefly Used for Work
If you've ever been duped into believing an Onion headline, or simply laughed to avoid crying at how closely its fake news articles resembled reality, get a first-person view from the mastermind himself of the publication's unparalleled legacy as the world's most trusted news source, celebrated for its fearless commitment to truth-telling under the guise of satire.
Find the funny in your writing, speeches, presentations, and everyday conversations
Are you ready to elevate your writing, speeches, and conversations with unparalleled wit and comedy? Look no further!
In The Elements of Humor, you’ll find:
Step-by-step guidance for everything from sophomoric pranks to sophisticated satire as you learn the fundamentals of crafting humor that resonates
Diverse humor strategies for different kinds of funny, including self-deprecation, referential jokes, shock humor, hyperbole, wordplay, slapstick, even meta-humor
Engaging tools, including helpful diagrams, funny illustrations, interactive exercises, and a comprehensive index of all discussed tools, skills, and methods
Scott 's expert advice is easy to follow, ensuring that anyone can become a master of humor. Perfect for enhancing presentations, content creation, or everyday conversations, this book will secure a prominent place on your shelf.
HOW TO WRITE FUNNY: BOOK 1
Your Serious, Step-By-Step Blueprint For Creating Incredibly, Irresistibly, Successfully Hilarious Writing
Learn comedy writing and how to write a joke with a simple comedy-writing and joke-writing formula you can use right now to write your own jokes.
This easy-to-follow guide lays out a clear system and simple formula for how to write a joke that will get big, milk-coming-out-of-your-nose laughs, reliably and repeatably. You'll learn...
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The 3 sure-fire ways to generate funny text
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The 11 different “Funny Filters” and how to use them to write jokes
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The secret to getting rid of writer's block — permanently
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And many more humor writing tips, tricks, and techniques
"If you're feeling gay but prefer the word 'happy,' you are a homonymphobe."
- Scott Dikkers















